I saw a friend’s twitter status one day, and I agreed upon that short line - becoming gay is expensive.

The gay people - some of them - consider themselves the beautiful ones - no offense. Just look around, some of them even prettier than the girls themselves. Flamboyant per se, brands head to toe, ‘look at me, look at me’ attitude.

Some of the meanest ones would say ‘I only sleep with the beautiful ones…’ usually comes with good money as well. If they think you’re ugly, step back. Find the ones in your league.

And to become the center of attention, you have got to have… the look. If you have it, flaunt it. If you don’t have it, what to do? Some workin their ass to earn it, some literally workin their ass, some surrender to regularity. Those outside the flamboyant types.Those who, sadly, can only watch and probably dreaming, wishing of becoming one of those beautiful male.

Trust me, there are loads of layers, and circles.

Befriended beautiful people, while you are just some so so looking person is quite a thread. A part of the entourage. The beautiful, the rich, the fat woman, and the noisy ones. You will usually identify them that way. The perfect crowd? probably the all beautiful ones, in the same pack.

It’s a tough league baby. If you need some bling bling to make people look at you, then a bling-bling is what you should get.

The trendiest hair? go have one. That rolled khakis? buy one. or two. or three. The hippest club? go there. If you’re lucky, and if you know how to flaunt it, you might find a sugar daddy to maintain your…flamboyant life style. Lots of sugar daddy out there, single, to married in discreet or, the current one, with tolerance. Their wives know their gay, and allow them to sleep with any guy they want - just do it secretly.

But chill, not all of them are like that. Some are very low profile, you don’t even know that they work some serious money from the way they look. But most probably, generally, they all are well pampered. Yet, not necessary wearing expensive brands.

They chill with their straight friends in some quite coffee shops or just going to the movies with their dates, or partners. Sometimes they laugh, inside, looking at those too flamboyant types, and whisper them to behave, go subtle a bit, don’t show off.

It’s all about options. Which one you want to be. Some comes with mild consequences, some comes with huge consequences. But hey, It’s never easy to be gay…wow, it rhymes.